Jhon E. Cash - Rare Coins, Currency, and Collectibles

A father walks into the market followed by his ten-year-old son. The kid
is spinning a 25 cent piece in the air and catching it between his teeth.

As they walk through the market someone bumps into the boy at just the
wrong moment and the coin goes straight into his mouth and lodges in his
throat. He immediately starts choking and going blue in the face and his
Dad starts panicking, shouting and screaming for help.

A middle-aged, fairly unnoticeable man in a gray suit is sitting at a
coffee bar in the market reading his newspaper and sipping a cup of
coffee.

At the sound of the commotion he looks up, puts his coffee cup down on the
saucer, neatly folds his newspaper and places it on the counter. He gets
up from his seat and makes his unhurried way across the market.

Reaching the boy (who is still standing, but only just) the man carefully
takes hold of the kid's gonads and squeezes gently but firmly.

After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the
quarter, which the man catches in his free hand.

Releasing the boy, the man hands the coin to the father and walks back to
his seat in the coffee bar without even so much as a look back.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill effects,
the father rushes over to the man and starts effusively thanking him.

The man looks embarrassed and brushes off the father's thanks.

As he's about to leave, the father asks one last question: "I've never
seen anybody do anything like that before - it was fantastic - what are
you, a surgeon or something like that?"

"Oh, good heavens no" the man replies, "I work for the IRS"

A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet: true for heads and false for tails. Within thirty minutes she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still working furiously.

During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is happening.

"I finished the exam in a half hour," she replies. "And as I have more time left, I'm rechecking my answers."

What kind of horse is on the Kentucky Statehood Quarter?

It's a quarter horse!

There's a traveling salesman, on one fine day he stops by a large retail chain to peddle his wares. To his surprise the chain buys everything he has to offer. He then returns with to his head office with the store's check in hand, he receives a very large commission check. Now it seems that his lifelong dream to finish his mint-state Mercury dime collection can be realized. The next week he is traveling through a small town with only a single coin dealer, he goes into the shop and asks if the owner has a 1916D Mercury dime. The shop keeper does have one (and only one). He goes into the back while the salesman is looking around and gets from the safe a spectacular, toned 1916D. He shows the gem of a coin to the salesman, the sun coming in through the window radiates all the colors of the rainbow off the coin, the salesman is impressed. He asks the proprietor of the shop if he might have one that is not toned. The owner says he has another one in the back. He takes the coin from the salesman and slips into the back of the store and takes out his coin dip and dips the coin. It is now quite a nice blazing white BU. He brings this out to show the salesman. The salesman really likes the coin and mentions that he has had a good week lately and says "Great, I'll take both of them."

Silly me. I thought the best coin joke was the Susan B Anthony Dollar.

What did the quarter name his kid? REED!!!!

Three kids all had very strange names and often wondered how they got them. So one day they decide to ask their mom how they got their names. The first kid says "Mom, why is my name Coin?" His mom answers "Because when you were born a coin fell on your head." The next kid asks "Mom why is my name Pebble?" His mom answers "When you were born a Pebble fell on your head" The third kid says "jhsuj njdyh ramma hjdlposssss? And his mom says "Shut up Tree"

You'll always remember your first '70', although not as memorable as your first '69'.

A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks. Another blonde walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping her and asking if she could have a go. The first blonde spins around and shouts in her face, Can't you see I'm winning.

The Top 10 Things You Should Not Say To A Cop When Caught Stealing Coins From A Mall Fountain

"Isn't there a robbery at the Orange Julius you should be investigating?"

"DUH!! The Gap is having a sale!"

"Did you know that it now costs 35 cents to make a phone call?"

"Thanks idiot...I had just made a wish that I could clean the fountain out and not get caught! Way to ruin that wish!!"

"Have you seen that really cool gumball machine in the food court? It rolls down a spiral ramp!"

"I'm at the last level of Mortal Kombat IV and I need another quarter."

"I'm trying to match the exact amount of your worthless paycheck you Barney Fife wannabe!"

"See..I need a quarter to make a phone call to my Kleptomaniacs Anonymous sponsor and that's why I'm stealing the quarters in the fountain. I NEED HELP MAN!!!"

"Ummmm...I'm looking for beer money?"

I'm searching for a hard to find 1998 nickel."

What do ya get if you cross a PIG with a coin dealer ?

NOTHING !

There are some things even a PIG wont do !

VamGuy and MORGANHUNTER2 were walking outside the ANA when VamGuy said to
the MorganHunter2, "How did you get a pre-release of the new VAM book?"

MORGANHUNTER2 replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business
when a beautiful woman came up to me. She threw the VAM book to the ground, took
off all her clothes and said, “Take what you want.”

VamGuy nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."

A middle-aged woman calls her obstetrician in a panic. "Doctor, every time I go to the bathroom, nickels come out!" "Calm down," the doctor advises her, "it's nothing to be alarmed about."

A week later she's on the phone again, "Doctor, it's getting worse, now every time I go to the bathroom quarters come out!" "Not to worry," he says, "just go about your day."

Finally another week passes, and the woman shows up at his office. "Doc, you have to do something, now every time I go to the bathroom, half dollars come out!"

"Relax," he says, "you're just going through your change."

How do you know a coin dealer has gone on vacation?

He has chairs on top of his house.

One day, a Christian mother goes up to a behaviorial psychologist (also a prominent coin collector) and says "My son has been a real sinner lately. He's been cursing and insulting lately." The doctor says "So, you want me to turn him into a saint?" And she says "Yes."

So the psychologist asks for a photo of the boy and the mother provides him with one.

Two days elapse...

When the mother comes back, the psychologist shows the mother a photo and says "Now he's a saint!" It was a photo of a $20 Saint with the boy photoshopped over Lady Liberty.

And no refunds for poor service.